I’m going to miss my landlord’s dog when I move.
His name is Milo, but I call him little dick.
One time I was sitting on the couch like I am now
and you know. Well he starts rubbing on my leg
That dog went flying across the room so fast
He didn’t know what happened to him.
That was the last time he ever did that.
I’ll say to him.
Now don’t start getting excited and shit.
You know what happened the last time you did that.