someone told me

Someone told me I ought to do stand up one time.

I was in this homeless shelter one time and all the smokers

would go right off the property and smoke.

I had this guy laughing so hard one time he was saying,

stop man, you have to stop, just stop, my stomach is killin me…

I had one of my girlfriends laughing so hard one time she  said that same thing.

That makes me want another girlfriend

any takers?

There’s this gorgeous blonde that follows my blog.

Man if she was older and lived around here……

she would be on the short list….

just sayin’

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