so I wish I could post some of the funny shit from Pinterest on here….. anyway
ok so one time…this is no lie I really did this…I called to police because I wanted to know what I could legal do if someone was aggressive with me like what can you do to them if they hit you or yell at you. So I called to cop and asked him that, what can I do if someone threatens me I said, “so if someone hits me what can I do to them?” Like, if I have a knife, can I stab them? lol. Silence on the other end of the line. He did not know what to say. And I was serious…..oh man that is so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!! See in Virginia if you hit first that is a felony, you go to jail……
And if I ever do have a girlfriend again and someone puts their hands on her. I don’t need to call the cops. I KNOW what I will do!!!!!!!!!!!! between fight, flight and freeze I will give you three guess about what I will do and the first two don’t count….
I just checked horses for one of the categories for this post. I know, what a goober….
progress not perfection right?